Trip to Wherever

Last night we went to see a movie starring Johnny Depp as James `Whitey` Bulger, the notorious Boston crime boss. It was a great movie and the make up work on Depp and his acting was superb.
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I still don`t understand the title, though.

Today is our planned trip to wherever which happens to be Sebright as I mentioned in a previous blog.

But the exciting news for me is that my short story, Jail Time, has been accepted for publication in a magazine called Canadian Stories. I just received an e-mail from the publisher this morning that it will probably be in their December Issue.

Happy!

Chris & Tonya’s Lumberjack & Jill

Jane and I are “gearing up” for Chris and Tonya’s Lumberjack and Jill party to be held this coming Saturday. 

There has been a lot of preparation by a lot of people for the party and we are very much looking forward to it.
All kinds of games planned and prizes to be won like the two gift baskets that Jane made….a chocolate theme and a wine and cheese theme. Who wouldn’t want to win those?
It’s still not too late to get tickets….even if you can’t attend, you would still be eligible for door prizes. Contact me if you want a couple.

Our Next Trip to Wherever

Yesterday, Jane and I realized that we have very little scheduled for the coming week. A few weeks ago we had been talking about the fun we always have when we take a car ride to wherever. That’s where we just jump in the car and just start driving without any particular destination. We always have a good time. For example, last Spring we did that, and ended up finding a Maple Syrup sugar bush not far from Barrie. We spent a few enjoyable hours there and came home with some delicious maple syrup.

This time though, we decided to put a little bit of a different twist on our car ride to “wherever”.
We took a map of a section of Ontario and each one of us then closed our eyes and made an “X” on the map with a marker. We then figured out what location would be about halfway between those marks. Turns out it was a place called Sebright. 

Neither one of us had ever heard of it, but that’s where we will be headed this Wednesday.
Who knows what we will discover on this trip. Stay tuned.

Visit With Geoff, Angie and Family

Yesterday, Jane and I drove to Bracebridge to visit with my nephew, Geoff and his family. They live in a beautiful country home just outside of town. 

It’s just over an hour’s drive from our place in Barrie.
We arrived at mid afternoon and Ben, the youngest one, was anxious to give us a tour of the house. So he and his sisters, Joey and Jayme, guided us through their place. Geoff then suggested we take a walk around the property. He has made a few walking trails through the wooded area surrounding the house, so we took a little trek around. 
They have a lot of wildlife nearby including deer, raccoons, squirrels and the ever present chipmunks, which keep their dog, Charlie, busy. On our little walk, we came across what is obviously a den of some kind, probably used by a bear.
It was easy to imagine this as a good winter hibernation spot. Once the snow fell, it would be a great place to sleep the winter away.
Geoff and Angie prepared a great dinner of rotisserie chicken, potatoes, vegetables, followed up by a delicious cheesecake dessert.

We had a great time reminiscing and talking. There was a nice comfortable, homey feel throughout our visit there. Thank you, Geoff and Angie, for inviting us and making us feel so welcome.

Bracebridge Today

Later today, Jane and I will be going to visit my nephew, Geoff and his wife, Angie along with their two children, 9 year old Jayme and 7 year old Ben. 

Last year they bought a house up near Bracebridge, right in the heart of beautiful Muskoka. 
We’re hoping to get a glimpse of Autumn colours on our trip. Despite having living all my life in Canada, I never tire of seeing the leaves change.
I notice, around Barrie, some of the trees have tinges of Fall foliage, but they are nowhere near the full, vibrant hues that I like.

Feeling Better

The day after our return from the writing retreat at Arowhon Pines in Alginquin Park, I began to feel a bit under the weather. I was lethargic, achy all over and, from time to time, had chills. I was coming down with something, a cold or the flu. 

I usually try to help out around the house but the last few days, Jane was having none of that. She rounded up some medicine for me and I’ve been forcing myself to take it – even that horrible tasting Buckleys.
Today, I’m feeling a lot better. Not so achy and much more energy.
Thankfully we have not had anything pressing to do, so I can just take it easy. I’m on the mend.

Another Season Over

It’s that time of year. Yes, the days are getting shorter and the early mornings cooler. We decided that yesterday looked like a good day to move our dinghy, Shenanigans, from Brandys Island Marina near Honey Harbour, to Bayport Yachting Centre in Midland.

The lake was calm and the sun was shining, so we took advantage of the situation and had a picnic lunch in Fryingpan Bay, not far from Honey Harbour.

After our picnic, we took a little detour through Little Dog Channel, a narrow and picturesque passage nearby. We were hoping to see turtles sunning themselves on a log. We had seen them there many times before, but no such luck. They have probably already buried themselves in the mud for the winter.
When we got back to Brandys, I dropped Jane off so she could drive our car to Bay Port while I took the dinghy by water. 

By now the weather had changed slightly. The wind, though light, had shifted from Northeast to Northwest, it’s prevailing  direction. By the time I got out to a section of open water locals refer to as “The Gap”, calm waters were now rough.

I persevered though, keeping Shenanigans at a steady speed of about 20 kmp despite the bouncing and pounding.
I arrived at Bay Port a few minutes befor Jane did. We unloaded Shenanigans of anything that needed to come home and arranged for winterizing the motor. Another season over.

Another Look at Jail Time

The writing retreat is still fresh in my mind. What Brian Henry, the creative writing instructor and editor said about my writing, is also fresh. With that, I decided to re-visit my story, Jail Time, that we reviewed at our one on one.

Initially this story was about 2500 words long but I have now, at Brian`s suggestion, shortened it to about 1000 words. Have a look at this latest version and tell me what you think. I plan on submitting this to a magazine called Canada Living to get it published.

I would very much appreciate feedback from you on this story. Put a comment on Facebook or send me a message. Don`t hold back….I want to improve.

Here it is:

JAIL TIME
 by Gary Pickering
The huge, ominous, stone building brooded over the Don Valley, its massive front doors guarded directly overhead by an intimidating gargoyle representing Father Time.  Mere mention of this place causes a multitude of impressions and feelings to leap into the minds of those who, for one reason or another, have come to know the Don Jail. All manner of men have passed through those huge oak portals including rich men, poor men, young men and old. Both guilty and innocent have seen the inside of this place, some for longer periods than others. For some it created fear, for others control and for still others, hatred.  But for all, it created memories; good, bad, and everlasting.
My first day in the Don Jail found me on Death Row, though I didn’t know it at the time. There were four small cells with a tiny secure day area directly in front of them. I was locked in that tiny day area and I was very nervous. This was a brand new experience for me. I didn’t want any trouble and for sure, I wanted to do things right. The clothing issued to me made me hot and itchy.
 I was afraid to open one of the dirty windows behind the bars for fear it would set off an alarm somewhere. I wished there was someone around to talk to. Unfortunately, the only other person nearby was an inmate locked inside cell two and he wasn’t very talkative. I later found out he was sentenced to hang. It was 1975 and the following year capital punishment was abolished in Canada, so he was never executed.
From the day area where I was, I could not see beyond the iron barred gate that led into the centre of the building proper, because a finely meshed metal screen covered the bars to prevent contraband from being passed in. I could hear the jail beginning to wake up, though.
 There were noises of people coughing, dishes rattling, and keys jingling. The repeated clanking of steel doors being opened and shut, rang through the air. Gradually, it went from dead silence to a loud hum of activity. I probably felt like thousands of inmates who had experienced their first time in jail, except there was one major difference. I was not an inmate. I was a guard!

I began to read the logbook used to record all the activities that had transpired the day before. The first entry read, “0700 — assumed duties and keys for 9 holding. One inmate in custody.” This was followed by “0720 — dishes removed from cell.” I looked at my watch and noticed it was 7:25 AM. I had been on the job for less than half an hour and already I was behind schedule. “Hey guy, hand out your dishes will ya’?”, I said to the inmate sitting on his bedside in cell two.
“I’m not finished yet.” he replied, as he took  another spoonful of rice crispies and milk from the Styrofoam bowl he was holding.

“I don’t care”, I retorted. “I’m five minutes behind. Now give me your dishes!” With that, he handed out the bowl, spoon, and little remaining cereal through the food service hatch, a small narrow opening in the barred cell door.

What next? I thought. Better check that log book again. The next thing recorded entry was “0735 — dishes to kitchen.” I called for a guard, pausing and yelling louder, – “Guard-anyone! Can I see you!” Still no response. It was now 7:50 AM and I was fifteen minutes behind schedule and worried. I was hotter, itchier and getting more and more nervous. It was my first day on the job; I had to do this right.

 I had been issued a uniform consisting of grey shirt, clip-on tie and scratchy wool uniform trousers just that morning. Because they were really short staffed, the supervisor decided I should start work right away. There was no time to hem the pants, so he just rolled up the cuffs and stapled them in place.
Now some of the staples were letting go. Dang! What else could happen?
I kept peering at the doorway, hoping someone would come to get the dishes. No such luck. I looked at the sickly cream coloured wall behind me and spotted what looked like a doorbell button and a wire leading from it toward the landing. My first thought was this must be to buzz for a guard, so I pressed it.
Immediately the hum of activity I heard before became much louder. I could hear shouting outside the gate and heavy boot steps and clambering on the floor near the steel meshed door. I heard someone shout, “Quick, open the dam door!” Keys dropped on the floor. It was obvious there was quite a commotion right outside 9 holding where I was. All the while, I stood impatiently holding a small, yellow plastic tray with a soup spoon and styrofoam bowl.
Finally the door burst open and several supervisors and guards rushed in. “Did you press the emergency alarm?” one of them asked.
 “No, sir. I just rang the buzzer.” I said, pointing to the button.
 “No! No!”, he exclaimed. “That’s the panic button. Don’t press that unless there’s an emergency!”

So began my `jail time` – a 28 year career in corrections.

What I Learned On the Writing Retreat

Yesterday was the final day of the writing retreat. I consider it a success because I was able to focus on what my next steps should be regarding my idea of writing a book. From what Brian Henry, the creative writing instructor told me, I should first try some shorter pieces with a view to getting them published. 

With that in mind, I have decided that I am going to try to make my daily blogs a little bit longer until I build more confidence. 
Arowhon Pines was the ideal location, I think, for this type of retreat. There was a lot of quiet, especially with no TV or Internet/cellular service available. 
With everyone in the group there for the same purpose, that, too,added to the ability to focus.
I managed to get nine of the sixteen participants together for a photo here on the dock. Some of these people have already had books published and several have novels just on the cusp of being published.  I learned a lot from them.
There was also some time to enjoy the surroundings, though. Pictured below is Jane, in a kayak for the very first time. Something that was on her bucket list. 

This resort, situated in Algonquin Park on Little Joe Lake has the quintessential scenery so often associated with Canada. There were numerous remote campsites on the nearby shores and, surprisingly for this time of year, many of them were occupied.
On the last day, when it came to my turn to offer feedback on the retreat, I shared with the other writers what I had decided to do next and to ask that they read my blog whenever they had time and to provide me feedback on how I might improve. In return, I was prepared to read any of the stuff they were working on and reciprocate. 
Brian said he was willing to share e-mail addresses of everyone to accommodate that suggestion.
I am also requesting that other readers of my blog feel free to offer comments or suggestions as to how I can improve my writing. Tell me what you like and what you don’t like. My most valuable critic is you.
Thank you, Jane, Ted, Steven and Chris for an early, but timely birthday gift.

Good News Blog

Yesterday began with an early morning  appointment in the Arowhon Pines dining room. I was there to have a one-on-one with Brian Henry. He was the facilitator for the writing retreat that I was attending and I was looking forward to his feedback on a piece of writing that I had given him for review.We each grabbed a coffee and sat beside each other at one of the tables. There was hardly anyone in there at the time. Staff were still setting tables for the upcoming breakfast. 

As I pulled up my chair beside him, I could see that Brian was holding the story I had written called Jail Time. I could also see that he a lot of marks and notations on it. Was it that bad?
He patiently went over each note with me, the final upshot being his suggestion that I consider doing something a little shorter in length with a view to having it published in a Canadian publication.
It’s what he didn’t tell me that I found encouraging, though. He didn’t tell me that my  writing was so abysmal and I should forget about it.
Jane soon joined me for coffee and breakfast after which I participated in another group writing session in Tanglewood Cabin, where our rooms were situated.

Later,we went out onto Little Joe Lake for a lengthy canoe ride after which we had lunch.
In mid afternoon Arowhon had arranged for a one hour long pontoon boat ride that most of the writing group took.  The boat operator provided a narration for the sights along our route.
On our return, there was another session in the Tanglewood lobby delivered by Brian.
After supper, we were supposed to pair off to review each other’s writings of the day but, by then, a few of us were too tired so we passed on that and said our good nights while the remaining stalwarts continued.
Another fulfilling day.

Journey to Arowhon

Saturday morning, after breakfast,  Jane and I left Barrie  for Arowhon Pines resort where I was registered to attend a writers retreat. Jane and the rest of the family had chipped in to get me this weekend retreat as an early birthday gift.
Arowhon is located inside Algonquin Park, Northeast of Huntsville. In fact, we decided to take a bit of an indirect route through that town in order to buy some snacks and coca cola. As we were driving into Huntsville, I spotted the old  CN train station by the roadside. It is now a museum. I had worked there as a telegraph operator around 1968 so I was quite excited about having this unexpected opportunity to have a look around.
The exterior building footprint was the same, but the inside had been gutted. The baggage room was still there, though. That’s where I used to keep my motorcycle when I worked the night shift. Usually there were only two trains that I was responsible for during my shift – both passed by before 2AM after which time I would pile some canvas mail bags together in that baggage room  to make a sort of bed on which to sleep. I was there for the whole summer and what a wonderful summer that was!
After we did our shopping, we continued our journey along Highway 60. I was on the lookout for a place called Grassmere, where my grandparents, Eddie and Maggie Pickering had been married 115 years ago on December 24, 1900. 

 We found it and stopped at a nearby church thinking it may have the spot where they got married. After looking  at grave markers for  awhile, we continued our trip.

I decided that, since there was no internet service in the park, to do a last check of emails. I was pleasantly surprised to see one from, Ian Hadden, who gave me some interesting information about my grandparents. Ian has been studying genealogy and was kind enough to take it upon himself to do some checking on my grandparents.
Soon we were at the turn-off for Arowhon and proceeded along a winding dirt road for about 3 miles until we reached the resort. It’s a very rustic place with buildings made of logs and roughly hewn lumber.
I am excited to be here.

Let’s Retreat!

This morning MY Jane and I will leave for Arowhon Pines in Algonquin Park so that I can attend a Writing Retreat, an early birthday gift to me from the family.  Jane, Ted, Steven and Chris all chipped in to do this and I am so appreciative.

Last night we got everything packed including laptop and writing paraphernalia. We will be up there for three days and two nights along with about a dozen other aspiring authors.
While I will be busy with my writing stuff, Jane is going to enjoy the surroundings, do some reading and maybe even try her hand at kayaking. We also intend to do some canoeing together whenever I have some free time. 
On our way up there, we will passing a location called Grassmere, the place that my grandparents (Eddie & Maggie Pickering) on my Dads side got married in 1901. I never met them because they passed away before I was even born, but it’s interesting that this writing retreat weekend is taking me back there. Below is a page out of a little book that I have from that time. Is it destiny or coincidence? 
I don’t know the answer to that question but I do know that, since I met Jane, there have been a lot of “coincidences” in both our lives.
We will make a point of stopping at the Grassmere location if we can find it. Maybe there’s a church there where my grandparents actually got married. We’ll see.
My blogs for Saturday, Sunday and Monday won’t be posted until Monday evening after we return because there is no internet or cell service at Arowhon Pines. Until then.

To Be or Not To Be – A Writer, That Is

Today, MY Jane and I will be preparing for our weekend at Arowhon Pines, a resort in the middle of Algonquin Park and away from WIFI and cell phone connectivity.

For Jane, it is a return to a place she has been before. For me, it is to attend a writing retreat facilitated by a creative writing instructor, Brian Henry. It’s really an early birthday gift to me from my family. What an exciting gift it is, too!
I have been writing my daily blog, Life Unfolding, since February of 2014, faithfully publishing without missing a day and sharing it with my Facebook friends. 
Their feedback and encouragement has made me resurrect the thought of possibly writing a novel. I have previously discounted that notion with thoughts of all the work involved, but since writing my blog, I have concluded that doing something like this would actually be more fun than work.
So the timing of this gift could not be better. I will have the opportunity to get some feedback about my writing ability from someone who will be totally objective. This will help me decide what I must or must not do next. 
I am hoping that there will be enough positive, unbiased feedback so that i can make a proper decision. Being the pragmatist that I am, if I don’t sense that I have the ability, I will discard the idea of a novel and simply continue to enjoy writing my daily blog.
So, for my faithful blog readers who wait for my posting every day, I won’t be able to share my daily blog with you until I get back to where I have an Internet connection. I will still be writing my daily blog, though….it’s just that you won’t see them until we get back.
Wish me luck!

Message in a Bottle

Yesterday evening we went over to our across-the-street friends, Jenny and Allan, for dinner. It was a beautiful day – sunny and warm, so we first sat out on the patio, chatting and enjoying a cold drink.

Jenny had prepared a scrumptious meal of roast pork, cauliflower, carrots and potatoes followed by two wonderful desserts, pineapple upside down cake and another which consisted of meringue, almonds, raspberries and whipped cream.
After dinner, we remained at the dining room table and soon, the talk turned to how all of us were dealing with retirement. All of us agreed that retirement is great but we also agreed it was important to keep busy. Hobbies play an important part in our lives. For Jenny and Jane, gardening is big, for Allan, restoring cars is his passion, and for me, woodworking is my thing.
Allan mentioned that his father had a very interesting hobby too, and, with that, excused himself and soon returned, whereupon he began placing, one by one, clear glass bottles with ships inside, upon the table. All of them had been done by his Dad. 
He had even built a ship inside a tiny light bulb. It was fascinating to see this beautiful work.
Allan then related that word got around that his father was into this hobby and he was interviewed by the media about it. When asked about the cost of getting one, his father said that he just gave most of them away.
Afterward, Allan pointed out to his father that he had never received one for himself, so his Dad made the big one especially for him. This one, though, is much more than just a ship in a bottle. This one depicts Allan’s father actually practising his hobby of building ships in a bottle. 
That’s Allan’s Dad, sitting at a table, smoking his pipe, wearing the same type sweater he used to wear, complete with replicas of the little tools he used, and two completed ships on the table in front of him.
It’s easy to understand why this particular bottle is so special for Allan. Not only is there a memory inside this bottle, there’s a message too. It’s an unwritten message from father to son. It’s easy to imagine what that message is.

Tomorrow…Toronto

This morning, MY Jane has a physiotherapy appointment to help with her Achilles’ tendon that has been acting up. While she is doing that, I’ll start working on the wooden centrepieces for Chris & Tonya’s wedding next year. They asked if I could make a dozen of them, one for each table.

Tomorrow, we’ll be heading off to Steven’s apartment to be there for delivery of a new sofa that Ted got for him. If we can, we’ll swing by Rita’s to drop off the shadow boxes that I made for her mask collection.

Surprise Bridal Luncheon for Tonya

There had been almost six months of planning, countless Facebook messages amongst the bridal party, the Moms and Chris. Finally, Jane and Ted set off for Pickering Ont for The Port, a restaurant on the lake.

Jane had requested that all of them send a hand written note about Tonya to her and she then organized them all into a scrapbook to be presented to Tonya at the luncheon. 
Jane was a little intimidated by this endeavour, having never done anything related to scrap booking before.  She knew, though, that Tonya was into it big time and thought it would be a nice keepsake for her. The result was beyond expectations. The submissions from the bridal party as well as the Moms, were wonderful! There was even a note about Chris written in Tonya’s own hand when she was in High school. Her friend, Sara, had kept it all these years and included it in her piece.
Everything went off without a hitch and unfolded just as Jane envisioned it would. Tonya had no clue about the luncheon….she thought she and Chris were going there to take Ted to lunch. That was the pretext. When she walked into the restaurant and saw all of her bridesmaids there, at first she thought it was a coincidence.  But very quickly, she realized it was all for her!
Photo: L Front to Back –  Leigh, Maria, Tonya, Ted
                      Standing – Linda, Jane
           R Back to Front –  Sara, Kirsten, Amanda

Photo taken by Tonya’s sister/Maid of Honour, Michlin, pictured with Tonya below.

Tonya was overcome with emotion when she began looking at the completed scrapbook and decided to read everything later.
Well done Jane! Well done ladies! Well deserved, Tonya!

Stuff for Lumberjack & Jill Party

It’s drizzling outside right now. Minñie wanted out right away, but soon came back inside. She has now curled up in her favourite spot, on a squished down cushion on the sofa in the family room.

It looks like it might be one of those all day rains. You know, the kind where you want to stay inside and read a book.
MY Jane and her Mom, Ted, will be headed off to Toronto this morning for a luncheon date. They will be taking a number of things to be used at the Lumberjack and Jill party for Chris and Tonya which is being held on October 3rd.  If you want to get a ticket or two to be eligible for door prizes, contact Jane or me.
Jane has put together two gift baskets for prizes, one is a wine theme and the other is a chocolate theme. She did a great job!
Tonya had also asked us if we could make a lumberjack poster for “Pin the Beard on the Lumberjack” game. I came across this picture of Chris in a lumberjack costume that he wore to a Halloween party last year. By the looks of it, he may have had a few beer too. Anyway, we had it blown up to poster size and planned to surprise him, but he guessed before hand.

We also made a “Guess the Serial Number of the $100 Bill” game for the party.

I made a couple of props for photo shoots too.

It’s going to be a blaster blast party!

Picking Up Ted

Soon the leaves will begin to turn colour. Fall is MY Jane’s favourite season. It’s one of my favourites, too, although I prefer summer. This morning, the thermometer is reading 10 Celsius and there’s a dampness in the air. Even Minnie was reluctant to go outside today. 

Today, we will be picking Ted up and bringing her back to our place to stay overnight. She and Jane are going to Toronto tomorrow, so it’s easier to leave directly from here.
I’ll be staying home with Minnie and puttering around the house.

Coincidence?

Do you believe in destiny? Do you think that sometimes coincidences are really not coincidences? It makes you wonder, doesn’t it?

Let me give you an example of why I think about things like that:
Recently I have blogged about the writing retreat that MY Jane has so thoughtfully arranged for me as a birthday present. The retreat will be held at a beautiful Alogonquin Park resort called Arowhon Pines. To get there, we will have to travel along Highway 60.
When Jane and I were talking about that weekend, it struck me that we would have to pass by a spot called Grassmere, a mere blip on the map. I know of this spot because a couple of years ago I learned that my Grandparents, Edgar and Maggie Pickering were married there. I had come across a little album booklet from the year 1901 in which guests at their wedding had written little poems to them. 

The very first poem in this little booklet is pictured below:
Is it coincidence that we will be driving right past Grassmere where this note was written by William Field on September 15, 1901?  That’s 114 years ago – almost to the day. We will be passing by there on September 19, a few days from now.
Notice the last line in William Field’s poem….”write a line to me”. And here I’m going on a writing retreat!

What do you think?

JAIL TIME

JAIL TIME by Gary Pickering
The huge, ominous stone building sat prominently on the hillside overlooking the Don Valley, its massive front entrance doors guarded by an intimidating gargoyle directly overhead. Mere mention of this place causes a multitude of impressions and feelings to leap into the minds of those who, for one reason or another have come to know the Don Jail. All manner of men have passed through those huge oak portals. Rich men, poor men, young men and old. Both guilty and innocent have seen the inside of this place, some for longer periods than others. For some it created fear, for others control, and for still others, hate. But for all, it creates memories; good, bad, and everlasting.
My first day in the Don found me on Death Row though I didn’t know it at the time. There were four small cells and a tiny day area directly in front. I was very nervous. Being locked in was a brand new experience for me. I had never been in a jail before, let alone the infamous Don Jail and exactly the location from which the Boyd Gang escaped. I didn’t want any trouble and for sure I wanted to do what was expected of me. The clothing issued to me made me hot and itchy. I was afraid to open one of the dirty windows behind the bars for fear it would set off an alarm somewhere. I wished there was someone around to talk to. Unfortunately, the only other person nearby was the inmate locked in cell two and he wasn’t very talkative. I later found out he was sentenced to hang.
I could not see out beyond the steel barred gate that led into the centre of the building because a fine steel meshed screen covered the bars to prevent contraband from being passed in. I could hear the jail beginning to wake up, though. There were noises of people coughing, dishes rattling, and keys jingling. The repeated clanking of steel doors being opened and shut rang through the air. It went from dead silence to a hum of activity. I probably felt like thousands of inmates who experienced their first time in jail except there was one major difference. I was not an inmate. I was a guard!
I began to read the logbook used to record all the times and activities that transpired the day before. The first entry read, “0700 — assumed duties and keys for 9 holding. One inmate  in custody.” This was followed by “0720 — dishes removed from cell.” I looked at my watch and noticed it was 7:25 AM. I had been on the job for less than one half hour and already I was behind schedule. “Hey guy, hand out your dishes will ya’?”, I said to  the inmate sitting on his bedside in cell two. “I’m not finished yet.” He replied as he took – another spoonful of rice crispies and milk from the Styrofoam bowl he held. “I don’t care”, I said. “I’m five minutes behind- now give me your dishes!” With that, he handed the bowl, spoon, and little remaining cereal out through the food service hatch.
“What next?”, I thought. Better check that log book again. The next thing recorded was “0735 — dishes to kitchen.” I yelled for a guard. “Guard.” pausing and yelling louder, – “Guard-anyone. Can I see you?” There was no response. It was now 7:50 AM and I was now fifteen minutes behind schedule and worried. I was hotter, itchier and getting more and more nervous. My first day on the job and I have do this right.
I kept peering at the doorway hoping someone would come to get the dishes. No such luck. I looked at the yellow cream coloured wall behind me and noticed what looked like a doorbell button and a wire leading from it toward the landing. My first thought was this must be to buzz for the guard so I pressed it. Immediately the hum of activity I heard before became much louder. I heard shouting outside and boot steps and clambering on the floor outside the meshed door. I heard someone excitedly say “Quick. Open the door!” Keys dropped on the floor. It was obviously quite a commotion right outside 9 holding. All the while I stood impatiently holding a yellow plastic tray with a soup spoon and Styrofoam bowl. Finally the door burst open and several supervisors and guards rushed in. Through another locked gate one of them asked, “Did you press the alarm?” “No, sir. I just rang the buzzer.” I said, pointing to the button. “No! No!,” he said. “That is the panic button. Do not press that unless there is an emergency!” So began my career in corrections. It was another day and another day shift. I was assigned to 2A court cells and pen range.- There were thirty six cells back to back with a small narrow pipe chase running the length between them. In front of the eighteen cells on the south side there was a day area with three stainless steel picnic tables scattered down the length of the corridor at which the occupants ate their meals and played cards. At the rear, there was one communal toilet –and the gang shower. Entry to the range was through an electrically operated sallyport entrance. The outside door could not be opened unless the inner door was closed and locked and vice versa. In this way, whenever allowing an inmate in or out of the corridor, there was no way that the others could rush out. The other side was laid out in an identical manner.
The North side inmates were sent off to court for the day, leaving only the twelve occupants of the South side. These were men looking at lengthy sentences of fifteen years to life for serious offences like armed robbery, manslaughter, and even murder. Nevertheless, I was looking forward to an easy shift. After all, how busy could it get with just a dozen inmates?
 Before any of his fellow inmates were even out of their beds, Saunders approached the sallyport dressed only in boxer shorts. He kicked one of the bowls of cereal sitting on the tray near the door to get my attention. He grasped the bars with both huge fists and tensed his tattooed biceps. “I want to get something straight with you,” he spat. “What’s that?,”I – asked. “Well, I don’t like anyone going into my cell. Is that clear?” he asked.
“Interesting,” I replied. “But this is not a hotel and if someone has to go into your cell, I guess they will just go in.” Saunders turned abruptly and went back towards his cell which was about midway down the range. After breakfast, routine called for one guard to inspect the cells and slide the cell doors closed so they would lock. I knew what I had to do. “Keep a sharp eye on me, partner. I’m going in to lock the cells.” My fellow guard let me through the sallyport doors and, at cell number one, I began checking and locking the cells. By the time I got to cell number three, I sensed Saunders following me. The hairs on the back of my neck stood straight up. I was sure everyone could hear my heart pounding, but nobody let on. When I got to Saunder’s cell number nine, I noticed that he had very neatly piled his personal belongings like tobacco, soap, shampoo, and letters on the floor across the doorway. In my mind, he had done so for two reasons. The first was so he could have access to these things during the day when the cell was locked up.
The second was a reminder to me to keep out. I knew that if I did not go into his cell now, I would lose control of the corridor, such as it was, to him. I took a deep breath and stepped over his stuff and into his cell. I looked around, but I don’t remember seeing anything because at that time I was expecting an attack. As I stepped back out, Saunders gave me a look that could kill, but then wheeled around and sat down at one of the tables. I continued locking the rest of the cells trying to appear as nonchalant as I could. I then sauntered back to the sallyport doors, my partner let me out and I went around the corner, wiped my brow and breathed a huge sigh of relief. Only six hours to go.
After lock up and inspection, the next routine to complete-was lunch service. Today the menu consisted of kraft dinner, bread and butter, pears for dessert, and coffee. With only  twelve inmates, lunch service was going to be a snap. Wrong! After handing twelve meals through the food service hatch, Hutchison, the corridor man, approached me and said, “Hey boss, I didn’t get my meal.” I replied, “Well there are twelve guys in there and I put twelve meals in. Twelve divided by twelve equals one each.”
 Another inmate approached carrying his plate of kraft dinner. He was new to the range and obviously did not want his dinner. Instead of offering it to Hutchison, though, he said, “Give the guy a meal eh?” I repeated that I had put enough meals in for everyone and responded by saying, “You better put another meal in here or you are going to wear this one!” I said, “Listen, do your own time and go sit down.” With that, he threw the plate through the bars directly at me and I was covered in Kraft dinner from head to toe. Just then, the Staff Training Officer came in accompanied by a new recruit he was showing around. “What happened?” he asked. I said, “One of the guys didn’t like lunch.” He kind of smiled as he left. I never saw the new recruit again. I phoned the Chief’s Office and told my supervisor what happened and that I was putting this guy on charge. Shortly after, the Sergeant showed up and escorted the offender to segregation or as we called it, “the hole.”
I had noticed on previous days that, after lunch, four or five inmates would gather in Smith’s cell where they would drink their coffee, smoke and get into animated discussions. Anytime they saw me come near, they would lower their voices and even whisper. I was very curious. What were they talking about in there, I mused. I made up my mind that, today, I was going to find out. I unlocked the access door to the pipe chase and went down to the rear of Smith’s cell. The pipes from his sink and toilet carried their: conversation very clearly to the pipe chase. I heard him bragging to his buddies about – how he had been acquitted for a bank job that he had pulled the previous January. They all had quite the laugh about it. He had beat the system again.
A few days later, on the same range, Smith approached me at the bars and became quite belligerent about some inconsequential thing. Ever since the incidents with Saunders and Hutchison, the other inmates had been giving me a hard time over everything. They would not bring the dishes out and they were slow to clean up. They were just generally uncooperative. So I said to Smith, “Listen, you might be able to beat the system with the odd bank robbery you get away with, but you won’t get away with that stuff here. I have ways of knowing what’s going on.” Smith became speechless and the look on his face was priceless. He turned abruptly and went to sit at a table by himself. I knew exactly what he was thinking- “Which one of my buddies told him about that robbery?” There is
nothing worse than a rat in the prison subculture. And when you don’t know who it is, it’s even more troublesome. I made an entry in my log book, “Patrol area quiet and in order.” I felt really good.
Many years had passed since my early days at the Don. I had worked my way up through the ranks and now I was Assistant Superintendent. Line staff referred to me as “one of the suits.” I no longer wore a uniform, but instead regular business attire. One of my responsibilities now was to adjudicate misconducts committed or allegedly committed by inmates while in custody. Likewise, my colleague, Dan Fotheringham had the same rank and same responsibilities. Both of us were in segregation one morning when we heard very loud banging from cell twelve. There were several officers there and water was pouring out from under the door. As we approached, I asked one of the guards what was goingon. “Tiango has flooded his cell and he’s going nuts in there!” I looked through the tiny window in the door and saw Tiango banging his head violently into the steel door. I yelled into him, “Tiango, what’s going on?” He stopped banging long enough to identify me. The banging had made his eyes cross and he had to refocus. I asked, “Can we talk?” He nodded in the affirmative, so I gestured toward the guard to unlock the door. Dan – followed me in and I got Tiango calmed down and said, “Mr. Fotheringham is going to adjudicate your misconduct now.” Because of Tiango’s volatile behaviour, Dan had  him stand up to be handcuffed. He got one cuff on his left hand when all of a sudden, Tiango lashed out with a roundhouse right that caught Dan flush on the jaw. Dan staggered back, obviously dazed and I jumped at Tiango restraining him with a bear hug. He continued struggling violently and with one handcuff dangling, he had a dangerous weapon with which he could do a lot of damage. In the background, I heard someone say, “Mace him!” With that, I saw an arm come over my shoulder and spray a stream of Mace into Tiango’s face. Some of it bounced back into my eyes and I couldn’t see! I just kept holding on! Finally Tiango was cuffed and leg-ironed. We were back in control.

Too often, when people hear the phrase “jail time” they think only of criminals. The fact is, the staff that are working in prisons are doing time too. Those of us in the system relate to one another differently than those outside looking in. We don’t get the glory that other professions such as firefighters and policemen do; but it doesn’t mean that our jobs are any less important. We too keep the women children and public at large safer by doing a good job. We do so because we want to. We, too, do jail time.

Do I Look Like A Writer To You?



I mentioned several posts ago that MY Jane and the rest of the family have gotten together and registered me for a writing retreat to happen on the weekend of September 20th. This is an early birthday gift to me, my actual date of birth being October 12th.

I am pretty excited about this. I had mentioned to Jane before how it might be interesting to try to write a short story or novel, so she thoughtfully followed through and signed me up for this retreat. She’ll be coming along too, though not attending the writing sessions.

There has been some recent correspondence from the facilitator, Brian Henry, a noted creative writing instructor, and he will be meeting with me, one on one, to review some of my written work. He asked that I provide him with some samples, so I decided to share with him some of my blogs. Because he wanted a hard copy of the material, I had to print it off.

I found a site that takes blogs and collates them into a book format, so I signed up for that. I only went back to June of this year, even though my blog was begun in February of 2014. Have a look:



It’s going to be a blast!












Happiness

PI usually wake up around the same time every morning – about 6AM. This is when I sit at my favourite spot our kitchen, looking out into our back garden. MY Jane has worked hard to make it is as nice as it is. Of late, I have noticed that the mornings have become duller looking. Today, for example, is one of those days, made even more dull because it’s raining.

The dullness, however, does not dampen my spirits. In fact, it makes me appreciate even more how lucky I am. I am lucky to live the life I do.
It has been thirteen years since I retired from Ontario Corrections. I took advantage of what they called “the eighty factor”. If your age and years of service totalled 80, you could retire without penalty. I thought about it for about thirty seconds. 
Funnily enough, when I was first starting out as a Correctional Officer, I used to complain about the government deducting money from my pay cheque for a pension. “What a bunch of crooks!”, I would say. Now, though, I am so grateful that they did that. 
Moving out of the City of Toronto three years ago is a major contributing factor to feeling happy as well.  But, by far, the main reason for the happiness I feel is my wife, Jane. 

 

Inside Looking Out

Yesterday, MY Jane and I spent a quiet afternoon and evening around the house doing a lot of nothing. But as used to say, I do that very well!

We did watch a little television and then both of us found kindle books that were interesting.
I found one written by a former Correctional Officer, Stephen Lonsdale, who worked at the Metro East Detention Centre around the same time as I did. His book is titled Inside Looking Out.
I recalled many of the incidents referred to in his book, most of which I had forgotten.
It was a good read for me, having personal knowledge of the inside of prisons after having a 28 year career in that profession. His descriptions were accurate and, I think, would convey to a lay person what it was like working in one of those facilities.
The stress of the job affected him in a much more profound way, it seems, than it did me. A lot of things he talked about happened to me too, including being told there was a “contract” on me by a high profile psychopathic convicted murderer.
Frequently, when recounting tales of my days in corrections, I have been told, “You should write a book!” I usually reply that everyone who works with people could write their own book. Well, Stephen Lonsdale has done just that.
It’s a good one – so good that I read the whole thing in one sitting.

Lumberjack & Jill for Chris & Tonya

The past few days, MY Jane and I have been working on getting some things ready for Chris and Tonya’s Lumberjack & Jill which will be happening on October 3 in Pickering, Ont.

Jane is making up a couple of gift baskets for prizes. She is almost finished the wine basket and it looks really good.
It’s shaping up to be a lot of fun.
Tickets to the party make you eligible to win a prize even if you cannot attend. If you want to buy tickets, you can contact either Jane or myself and we’ll get them for you. Here’s Chris and Tonya at a previous Halloween party in full costume.

Mouse in the House

Yesterday, while downstairs in the Family Room watching TV, I caught a glimpse of movement out of the corner of my eye. A tiny dark coloured mouse scurried across the floor in front of me and hid under my chair. MY Jane was upstairs and Minñie was nowhere in sight – just when you need her.

It probably fell into the window well and then used Minnie’s window steps to get inside the house. We purposely leave that window open so Minñie can come and go as she pleases. We once had a baby rabbit come in the same way. Here’s a pic of Minñie and me checking it out under the buffet.
Jane caught it and we let it go in the back yard.
I decided to go to the hardware store to get a mouse trap. I contemplated getting the typical spring loaded trap that you bait with cheese, but, instead, opted for a live trap. I figured if I got the usual one, Minñie might get involved.
I baited it with peanut butter and now we wait.

Let’s Go Blue Jays!

For the last few months, MY Jane and I have noticed that there have been fewer birds hanging around our bird feeders. We think it is because of the abundance of food in the wild. However, in the last week, we have noticed more and more birds showing up. Of course, there’s the regulars, those being the mourning doves.

But this morning the blue jays are back.

I put peanuts in the shell out on the patio to attract them. 

This morning, Minnie decided she was going to guard the one remaining peanut much to the annoyance of the jays.

It’s good to see the jays again. Maybe it’s a good omen for our Toronto Blue Jays!

Ted’s New Table

Yesterday afternoon, MY Jane and I went to her Mom’s apartment to help her take delivery of a new dining room table and chairs. Jane had been told that they would be arriving after 2PM, so we got there around 1PM so Jane and and Ted could go grocery shopping.

Needless to say, the delivery never came until after 6PM just as dinner was almost ready to be served. Isn’t that always the way, though?
I immediately began to assemble the table and chairs. With Jane’s help, we had it together in a couple of hours. 
It fits into her small dining area better than the other one. Ted is very pleased. I don’t think there is much else she needs to do in the decorating end of things. Her apartment looks quite elegant.

Hockley Valley

Yesterday morning, MY Jane and I went to her Moms place to attend to a few things. Ted had mentioned that her bathroom night light had quit working. Turns out it was a burnt bulb. She also said that she was having a lot of house flies lately. Turns out a bedroom screen was loose. 

I disassembled her dining room table to make room for the delivery of her new dining room set which is coming today. We brought the dining room chairs home with us. My cousin George is buying them.
We then headed for Orangeville to pick up some Hockley Brewing Company beer that they are donating to Chris and Tonya for their Lumberjack and Jill which is happening next month.
We then went to the Hockley Valley resort to check it out. This is the venue for Chris and Tonya’s wedding next June. It is a very elegant place. 

The ceremony is to take place in this huge tent:
Exciting times! Oh yeah!

Georgian Bay With Jane and Ted

Yesterday, MY Jane and I picked up Ted and set off for Georgian Bay. Jane had already put together a picnic lunch and I had loaded chairs and stuff into the car. Off we went

It’s only a fifty minute drive from Barrie and, being a Tuesday, traffic was minimal. On our arrival at Brandys Marina, we loaded the dinghy and headed for Cedar Springs, a Parks Canada location on Beausoleil Island.
We set our things up on the shore and not long after had a picnic lunch. 
It was a wonderful afternoon.
On our return trip, Jane suggested we take a slightly different route back so we headed North toward Big Dog channel. Jane was telling her Mom about the bald eagle we had seen on our very first camping trip earlier this year when suddenly, flying straight toward us was – you guessed it – the bald eagle! Jane was so excited! The eagle swooped down from the sky and its talons splashed into the water. Kirsplash! It was too far distant that we couldn’t see what it caught, if anything, and it flew off over the island and out of sight. What a coincidence.
We continued on past Tonch point East (the very spot where Jane and I got married two years ago and the happiest day of my life) and then through Big Dog Channel. Here’s a short video of what it looks like there.
When we got back to Barrie, Ted treated us to dinner at Red Lobster. 
What a great day!

New Bicycle

Yesterday, MY Jane and I went to get a bicycle for me. Last March, for Jane’s birthday, Ted and I got her a nice purple bicycle, a five speed. She hasn’t ridden it much, mainly because we have been very busy and she wanted me to go with her.

Now I have one too. Only mine is a one speed, much like the one I had when I was a youngster growing up on Temiscaming. I’m happy with that.
I tried it out a couple of times yesterday and discovered that I have muscles that I didn’t know I had.
Jane and I plan on doing some short rides to build up our stamina a bit.