Don’t Cry Over Spilled Milk

When I went to get milk for my coffee this morning, I discovered that one of the milk cartons was leaking. Luckily, they were sitting on one of the door shelves that has a tray arrangement so the milk didn’t leak all over the place.

But which carton was the leaking one? Hmmm. Whichever one it is, I should empty into another container. I know! I’ll get the last empty milk carton from the recycling bin in the garage. Oops…..it was garbage day yesterday – no empty ones.
No problem..I’ll just use a picnic thermos….can’t find it.
As with many of us, when a problem like this arises, what do we do? Duct Tape! Yup that’s the answer!
In fact, I’m going to duct tape both cartons of milk. Yup. Hell, I may even duct tape the bottle of vodka too! Yahoo!

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